I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize