Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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