omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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