did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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