Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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