I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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