Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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