Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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