Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
