We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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