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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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