covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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