At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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