i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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