OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
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