I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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