break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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