no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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