I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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