yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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