She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
