He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this will be a night to untag.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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