Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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