hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I died a long time ago.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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