Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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