Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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