Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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