found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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