He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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