hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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