ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
