WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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