what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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