I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I currently don't understand fingers.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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