At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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