Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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