He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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