It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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