I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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