the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There was a lot of him and a little penis
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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