Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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