she was so not down for the gang bang
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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