Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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