i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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