My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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