Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
