If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you would pick up someone in the library
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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