He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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