sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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