Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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