Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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