Im at strip club and am horny
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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