glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
