Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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