I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
