I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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