very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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